Beer is the solution ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

You mam will give you a slap if you put the butterknife in the jam. Nevertheless mothers are good everybody should have one. ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

Some things things are just wrong. ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

"You know at airports they have these massage chairs?" "Those big black things, as big as a leather porno sofa, and you just pop a coin in the slot, and you get a good going over, better

It is a little known fact that HOBBITS live in Finland. Their houses are easily recognised from the round curvature of the roofs, which are constructed after the geodesic principles of Buckminster Fuller

Lahti Finland recently held an International skiing and ski jumping competition and on the Friday evening they opened the stadium up for free so people could come and look at the venue. Even though it

To know one thing well is the best ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

stuck in the rain on the freeway, 6:15 p.m., stop, then first gear, then stop, these are the lucky ones, these are the employed, most with their radios on while lighting cigarettes, trying not to think.

the freeways are a psychological entanglement of warped souls, dying flowers in the dying hour of the dying day. old cars, young drivers, new models driven by aged men, driven by drivers without licenses,

A song from Oh Brother where art thou. Get yoursel' loved up, and turned into a horny toad. ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

I recently read a book called taboo tunes which looks into the reasons that music gets banned from the radio or does not receive air play on the TV, and I was struck by the similarities between banned

when you're young a pair of female high-heeled shoes just sitting alone in the closet can fire your bones; when you're old it's just a pair of shoes without anybody in them and just as well. ▶️ DTube ▶️

Lyrics: I need to get away Have a holiday My Grandmother said A rest is as good as a change. But I know Wherever I might go When I get there Everything remains the same. ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

I feel good my sweetheart is watching me. There is nothing better than to be regarded by someone that loves you. ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

Built in obsolescence, but somethings can not be destroyed, like LOVE ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

Your heroes do not live the best lives. Surrounded by sorrow and not a crumb of comfort ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

1TufMOFO Bet and loose, Fight and get beat up, Get cheated on by women, Get fall down drunk every night. Bukowski knew it all ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

Bukowski was doing magical mystery tours long before the Beatles, and he had better women and more imagination. ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

Hank would never have agreed with Chaplin... Smile though your heart is aching... such bad advice. ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

People spend all of their lives writing about love, yet the sad truth of the matter is that they never experience it. ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS