My most illogical fear is my fear of cockroaches. Not only when they're alive, I can't stand them even when they're dead. It's illogical to be afraid of such a small insect, but it's a fear I can't explain, and if they fly, it's even worse, I run like crazy. We always have to have insecticide at home. I'm so afraid of them that I can say, “I am assaulted by a cockroach.”