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Tonight on Evil People News… we investigate the true horror lurking in plain sight: groceries.
Prices are up. Portions are down. The lettuce looks suspicious.
Is this inflation… or something far more sinister?
This is not financial advice.
This is not cooking advice.
This is survival.
Stay vigilant. Check your receipts.
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