Remind me never to piss you off. Kinda feel bad for the tiles, you know?
Also, you're probably the only person I know whose stories will casually mention,

Then I dug through the drywall

you know, like you do. Nothing to see here. Can't wait to see what you make of this, Eve!

PS: You should totally track down whoever built this, and send them pictures of the redone bathroom. You know, vaguely ominous, and probably so gratifying :D