Gel overlay, you say? I feel I have much to learn from you. :O

If the store looks like a scene from a crime novel, you KNOW you’ll find something amazing there!

I think I didn't look hard enough. Too busy worrying about the shifty looking dude coming after us - "There's another store down the alley to the right, you know". We may have made it out. Then again, this might be the shifty dude in question typing, trying to cover his tracks.

you’ll be sure to pay triple the price for the sams thing there.

It's insanity. Some stores are now charging exorbitant prices just for the experience of shopping there - what in the actual fuck, you know?