B seems to be the consensus, huh? I like the off-center "you" better tbh, so I'd say B too. I would make sure to check how it comes out in print as well, since I've noticed sometimes the colors can come out more faded/washed out in print than on digital, which might make trouble with the title against the background.

On a different note, that action figure is killer. He looks freakishly like you. Might be fun to have on the desk (though I would just keep thinking "where's the rest of his legs" and wouldn't get much done xD). Nothing Greg and ChatGPT can't sort out between themselves, I'm sure. :)