Dammit, just this morning I contemplated on converting my tiny BTC to an altcoin I KNOW will give 20x its current value once it does what it says it's going to do.

As a long term holder, Bitcoin are poker chips that are no longer valued in USD. They afford a seat at the table, and symbolize a first class ticket to being prepared for future value transfer.

This is why I bought it in the first place!