This's how my parents look at me everytime I step outside... giphy.com

Even a GIF has something the British doesn't giphy.com

There's literally no way to break up with a girl without hurting her feelings!

I deleted my Twitter, Facebook and Instagram apps last week. I haven't read a national newspaper in months. These guys don't say anything new. It's a vicious sick-hole of they said, she said. I still got

Pornhub, every time I go off for months without visiting them... giphy.com

My blog, once this frequent posting streak dies out giphy.com

Satan, every time I swear to turn my life around... giphy.com

The Nigerian government, when you suggest anything to better the lives of the masses... giphy.com

When they ask my mom if I'm useless or not giphy.com

Everytime I sign up for No Fap rule on Reddit My dick: giphy.com

When YouTubers flock to Steemit but upvotes dry up after the #introduceyourself post... giphy.com

Me, when friends describe the amazing relationship they have with their families... giphy.com

Pornhub, every time I break the No Fap rule... giphy.com

The one explanation thats supposed to make me forget every shit handed down to me at childhood.. giphy.com

My dad, once he sees any motion that will make me remain a baby... giphy.com

Me, whenever my dad leaves home for work giphy.com

When I spend 30 minutes with my dad... giphy.com

Summary of how I spent my childhood looking for dad's approval... giphy.com

My dad, anytime he's asked to consider my feelings... giphy.com

I feel bad for people who threaten me with hell fire. The bastards have no fucking clue what my childhood looked like.