Ever since I had a bowel condition when I was younger, I've always treated a massive stockpile of toilet paper as a security blanket.

I didn't need to buy any toilet paper as I normally keep about a healthy supply in the house at all times.

Comes from a point in my life when I went through about 4-7 toilet rolls a day due to aforementioned bowel condition.

I'm better now, but the safety blanket of that supply means I can sit back and laugh at all these crazy people. :D