My entry for the tinfoil raps conspiracy competition here: https://steemit.com/tinfoilraps/@v4vapid/v4vapid-presents-tin-foil-raps-a-paranoid-rhymes-contest
There's a bunch of reptilians that rule us here,
yes the queen, see that sheen from her new brassiere?
Those are scales, never fails to surprise my dear
That the scales never fall from your eyes I fear
That you don't even know about Balmoral either
That the royals eating babies have their secret dinners,
That they rocket from the planet
To their far moon base on the dark side...
Roll your eyes to my goddamn face!
You don't know me bro, don't know the things I've seen,
When I dream in a sweat the dark things I dream,
See they scream and the seams to this normal world
Seem to split in a fit that I can't unfurl
But it's there! Their realm on the dark far side
Ask an astronaut brother...
Roll your goddamn eyes one more time and I'll chime
On their message board
See how smarmy you are on the smorgasbord
Don't believe? No reprieve when the bastards come
From the hollow moon and that fake damn sun
See who's laughing then when you don't have one
Of these hats only 5 bucks man, C'mon!
Images:
http://www.theeventchronicle.com/study/is-the-queen-a-reptilian/
https://za.pinterest.com/pin/287315651210661197/
