I am the all powerful HiveBeast from the land of Galandovia. If you've never heard of it, then you are probably too self absorbed to care.
I have come here to eat yo.... I mean, I have come to meet all of you wonderful, creative and talented people in the Hive community. Soon you will all be min...cough my friends.
I spend most of my days traveling through the local forests with my dear friend, Char-Nin. His favorite pastime is twisting trees into gnarly and unsettling shapes. Sadly he is unable to join Hive because he's currently waiting out a horrible hex that was cast on him by Vladula, the great evil sorcerer. But I'll post his pics for him.
Vladula is just pissed off because he is always getting magically summoned while in precarious situations (Such as taking a bath with his duckie). I think he's also sick of being compared to "Vlad the Impaler" and that vampire dude. I have to admit, they really do look alike; but don't tell him I said that.
I am excited to tell you all about our quests and shenanigans that we get up to - along with selfies! A lot of people don't know this, but we had self projection technology in Galandovia long before you mortals were introduced to your smartphones.
I'd also like to introduce my extremely handsome assistant, Duflex. He has never manifested any magical abilities, but he overwhelmingly makes up for it with his brawn and unusual good looks.
At any rate, I hope that you will follow me as my journey unfolds right here on the Hive platform. Luckily, my species is immune to the human sickness known as Covid-19, so there will be no need for social distancing. See you soon!
