Last night, an Angel of the Lord appeared and whispered a soul soothing message to my hearing.
He said, "Hey Hilenen, I bring to you and yours the good news of the birth of Christ. We (the angels) in heaven in commemoration of the gift of Christ have unanimously endorsed you to be granted your wishes for an ideal Christmas this season, so, kindly tell us that which you wish we grant to you this Yuletide." the Angel ended.
On hearing this, my mind began to accelerate speedily and it quickly got synchronized with my mouth and cerebrum in voicing out my ideal Christmas wish.
"Hello Angel, thank you for taking delivery of this good news to my bed. My ideal Christmas is to sit in the 503 rear horsepower Performance Edition of the Tesla Model X super electric SUV and steer the baby in front with Elon Musk. Garyvee and Simon Sinek should be in the second seat while NF, Trevor Noah and Colicchie occupies the last seat. On the 17" touchscreen display would be a crystal view of Atlanta's road whilst we drive around the city through to Martin Luther King Jr's National Historic Site." I told the angel.
In his magnanimity, the angel reached out his right hand that was covered in a prepossessing white glove and smelling like the alluring Coco Mademoiselle fragrance to handover the custom made key fob...
I jumped out in ecstasy to receive the fob only to have my head slammed on the wall. My head retracted from the impact and just as I was trying to stay on my feet, the back of my head was now hitting the wardrobe, sending me forward to the wall again.
My body was now bouncing in a state of oscillatory motion; hitting the wall and the wardrobe back and forth. Suddenly, the pains cleared my eyes and I was able to get my bearing correctly.
I'm presently nursing myself from the injuries I sustained in my dream with the picture of the Tesla model X still in my head.
May your wishes come true this season.
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