I'm not into jewelry. Usually when someone comes to me and sells me these I'm just gonna be meehh not interested. But this time someone showed me these cuties and that pink cutie attracted me the most. LOOK AT THAT BEAUTY.
So okay. Let's have a talk and sell it to me, mister.
So I was at a park minding my own business when a guy sat next beside me and showed me these. Lucky him, I was in a good mood so I am okay with talking and engaging. Apparently, these are pearls they got from diving into the deep blue Philippine seas. I have no idea with how real they are or something (Although I know they are divers) but I don't mind with having a closer look.
He showed me that one cute gray thingy necklace first (beside the green and red ones) and I was like ooohhh. But then he showed me the pink one and I was like WOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! Okay, yes, my favorite color is pink.
Then I asked him if it's okay for me to take a picture of it and he said "Sure!". I then picked up my camera from my backpack beside me and took pictures.
SOOOOO BEAUTIFUUUUUUL.
Okay, I'm quite shallow but yeah I was mesmerized by it. It was only $2 so I was like FUCK YEAH GONNA BUY IT (don't care if it's real or fake). I was like I don't need this but I'll probably help this man with feeding his family or whatever so let me waste money with something that looks like it only costs cents. After taking pictures, I returned to my bag again and was about to pick my wallet. Oops. I knew I was fucked up when I realized I forgot to close the zipper lel.
I searched for my wallet in my bag and nothing. I asked him if he noticed someone go near my bag and he was like "no". So I was like "Sorry, I can't buy this. I lost my wallet XD"
I fixed my things and thought of calling my mom and ask her if I left my wallet at home and she said "nah" so I was like ah yeah it was here and it was stolen and all I did was laugh at my dumb ass for being so confident that nobody will steal shit from me. Hahaha.
Then I went to the police desk and was like "Hi, my wallet got stolen lol" :D
The policewoman was like "What?! Where?".
Then I told her everything and then they called that guy again and was like "Tell me the truth mister, you really didn't notice someone was behind her and stole her wallet? Impossible!"
And everyone was looking at us. OMG wait why are you interrogating hiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmm I didn't expect this to escalate like this lol
Then the man said "Here you can just check my bag I swear I got nothing to do with that!"
The policewoman then said "And why are you showing me your bag? I didn't ask for it."
Hmmm, she's reading his behavior now. Interesting
Basically, they are suspecting that this is another group and their modus is to entertain the victim while another team member steals your shit while the victim is distracted. Hmm maybe?
Then the bank alerted me thru text that there was an attempt to access my card with an incorrect pin. HA! Yes, I challenge you to withdraw shit from that lol my pin number isn't my birthday bleh.
Then they escorted me to the CCTV room to review the footage. Okay wait wow they assisting me like a queen now and I just lost a wallet lel. Unfortunately, I was in a blind spot so you cannot see shit. Damn woman, at least choose a nice location to be filmed!
Meh, can't retrieve it since we have no suspects aside from the man and those two guys who kept looking at me like they knew who took my wallet (or probably them).
So I just went to the nearby police station to hunt some hot policemen. Arrest me officeeeeers! JK, I just went there to file a report so I could get an affidavit of loss for my stolen IDs. :( I went upstairs to the Investigation and Detective Room (or something) and I was like so this is where the detectives hang out hmm. So I filed my report and went home.
The worst thing? I went to that place to get a voter's certification to get additional valid IDs and now I lost ALL my valid IDs. But you know what, suck my ass. Eat my money and IDs and my Mineski gaming card I don't give a fuck anymore. Bye lol
