Everyone is certain of the mysterious javelin tosser in the woods. What if my neighbors kid is just a butt that thought it would be funny to give me his old shit stick. Or maybe i really do like to play pirate swashbuckler when nobodies looking. Maybe the north america yowie wanted me out of his woods and to his dismay the stick of doom missed its mark.

Funny you say deliverance. They filmed all the lake scenes about a 45 minute drive from my house. No shit theres a town near me called possum kingdom. Google it. Hillbillies are real.