This is what happens every single time I try to take pictures of my super smart boy, Hiro. He's super smart, you guys, and I swear he knows his name! Kind of. When he feels like it.
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Hiro, mama wants to take your picture! Look at mama, Doggo!
Hey, heeeere, Doggo! Who's a good boy?! Look at Mama! Hiro, Hiro, Hiiirrrroooo!!
Oiy, Doggie Oggie baby boo! Mama wants you! Who wants a cookie? Does Mama's good boy want a cookie?!
squints
You're mocking me, aren't you...
That's close enough. Let's call it a day! proceeds to delete three dozen blurry doggo pictures