Player No. 12(order No. 5)

Bonus roll: 1 - Can't Miss. It is a sad day when fellow Players turn on one another. I have no chose but to defend myself, if only I could understand why he is attacking me, I would !LUV to know...
Action 1: Shoot Player 4 with elephant gun 'Can't Miss' = 2 damage. I wonder if that is enough to put some manners on the young man. I really don't want to kill him... But I've lived long enough in this world to know you shoot first, ask questions later.
Action 2: Shoot Him again = 3. Ok I miss, if only I could understand, maybe the zombie madness has got him? or maybe he is just a crazy person. I suppose we will never know.
Action 3: Shoot Again = 5. Damn, a part of me kind of wishes I would have missed. Well I will drink a !BEER in honor of the poor crazy guy.

OC: If this is some kind of misunderstanding I would like to direct my attacks towards the Zombies instead.