Can't believe how rude people are!!!

I had this dream last night, this machine was in my living room, printing money for me Do you believe in the saying that the dreams come true?

after so many cocktails and shots, I always feel gif by Giphy

When mom heard from rumors that I might have a girlfriend, maybe

New ways to discipline your children, avoiding being accused of child abuse

When my friends ask me about crypto these days Go away (cries silently inside) (Gif by giphy)

And they say, suffering like a dog

When wife why I'm browsing busy.org

My wife after I asked her to loose up in bed **I'm afraid she misunderstood **

The everyday look on my wife's face after my kid's daily report on me she should've learnt by now source: Giphy

When Mama yells: - Who wants the last sausage Oh shit, I forgot I'm vegan, since this morning

... **and the upper management finds a way to claim all the benefits and credit **

Ah, holidays

I was born with nothing,and still have most of it left. OrionPrime

Now that's what I call variety... I wonder where do they keep shampoos

when you just went swimming with your new Iphone in the pocket, wifey is like: bitch please, didn't I buy the phone with my own money!!! src: Giphy

I'd heard about Zappl, just starting to use it,

Showing off the new car ....and the reverse gear doesn't seem to work as it should after few drinks Gif by Gify

In peace.... and with a lot of time to travel, but I suppose I'll do that when steem hits 20 $

No, I don't believe in life after death. When electricity goes off, TV won't turn on