5 commandments to go out with a Venezuelan
You will learn to take the perfect picture.
It will take you about 200 attempts, you will have to develop a professional look to capture the right light and learn tact and psychology to recommend the poses that disguise the small defects that we have; but you will achieve it and you will be the most patient and loving boyfriend for helping us to have the best selfies and profile photos on Facebook.
You will not say "skinny", "fat", "mommy", etc., unless she authorizes it. But you will accept without problems any affectionate nickname that she puts you.
We love nicknames, they give us a certain sense of belonging. The safest thing is that you already had one from the first time we looked at you. We are sorry, it is necessary to be able to identify you when we tell our friends.
You will take her out to dance and to the beach.
We carry the Caribbean in our blood and that means that we can not stop shaking the hip every time the occasion arises, or that we enter into a crisis when we notice some part of our body that is not perfectly tanned. Music and the sea are part of us, learn it soon and it will be better for you. Oh! and remember what they say over there: if you do not dance, they dance to you.