According to my research you have a Rorschach ink splotch below your thyroid. Thyroids are typically butterfly shaped but yours is a lunar moth like the ambien commercial. Today I saw you across the street. I unwrapped my scarf so you would recognize me. When we passed you took out a headphone to hear me ask if you live around here. You told me no, youre crashing with a buddy but do I live around here? By the time your question reached my ears we were on opposite sides of the street. I waved goodbye because you wouldn’t have heard me over the storm anyways. When I got home the VCR squealed to a halt. our conversation rewound and sped up to high pitched gibberish. pause and play. There you were across the street and there it was blue black and quivering. Then all the way back to our first encounter. Ink was dripping down your neck under your shirt and out of your pant leg. I walked right into a puddle without noticing, naturally because we were in the print studio. I’ve decided to abandon all experimentation.