This post is from a low-reputation account and contains an unverified outbound link. Be cautious before clicking external links.

Dear diary: Please Help Me, I need Flags

heajin(11)

Published in

#teamgood

Words

0

Reading

0 min

Listen

Play

2018-03-02 00:52

Hi, My name is @starjuno I am the secret concubine of @haejin. I am a sex deprived nymphomaniac that he pays, barely, to let him smell my dirty socks. I don't know what to do, I have put a mix of cialis and viagra in his every meal. The town mage even put a pump in for him but nothing works. He is so angry and tries to take everyone's money because he has a little broken pointer in his pants.

I am so sad, he purchased me when I was only 11. Now that I am 18 and able to enter the US on a marriage license I wish to be wed with someone who is not 63 years older than myself and has a working penis. I also would not mind being the second woman as long as I am loved for more than my dirty socks. My socks don't even smell compared to his old balls. I laughed so hard the one time we watched Big Daddy, I really understood the old balls joke. Please look at my picture a friend drew of me and if you think I am hot and sexy please make a reply in one of my post on my main account.

Any type of sex, ED pill or old balls reference will let me know you read my secret letter of love.