LAUGH WAN KILL ME OOO
Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I buy half bag for house.
From the one wey I cook, I give my dog, Bingo, make im first test am.
45mins later, bingo still dey waka, dey jolly. Na im I come chop my own.
After I don chop finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die.
Hey! I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like sweet for my mouth.
I come dey sweat as if na oven be my bedroom. I dey think say my life don finish. I come outside.
Na im gate man com they tell me say the driver wey kill bingo wan come beg me!
If na u, wetin u go do the gate man? ????
Pls don't laugh alone.....
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