This post is more of a rant
You're not allowed to laugh
I love a lot of mythology (particularly the Greek ones) ever since i read the Percy Jackson series and sometimes i always wonder if instead of having those old gods in present day like the series and movies portray, I would instead love to have newer gods who're modern and love our technology.
It seems my imagination might've come true particularly with my encounter with two of them.
ONE - BOOK OF WEIGHTS
I'm one of those people who likes to eat a lot and although there are certain food i just won't touch, you'll hardly find me discriminating over food so the range is not quite much.
Few months ago I worked at a job that was very much stressful for me and as a result i was always very tired. It didn't stop me from eating though, but instead it seemed I'd grown another stomach with the large quantity and variety of food i was consuming daily.
I did a medical check-up and was advised to reduce my stress level particularly but noticeable amongst everything on the result was that i had lost weight (I was weighing about 61kg) and after a month i quit the job on the assumption that the stress was getting to me.
Fast forward to last week, I checked my weight again. This is after two months of eating and next to no stress and voila I still weighed 62kg. Where did all the food go this time?
Isn't it ironic that people who want to loose weight struggle to do it but once they start eating they add weight fast while here I was struggling to add weight after all the mountain load of food I've consumed and still struggling to do it.
After a bit of research and consulting with supernatural forces I won't be mentioning here for your own safety, I've come to the conclusion that the modern day god of weight is jealous of me attaining the peak of body and is trying everything within his power to delay my progress.
TWO: THE TECH gOD
If you follow me here on hive or you go through my post you'll notice i didn't post anything here for about a week.
I had a few personal projects to sort out which didn't leave me with much time on my phone, how was i to know this would cause another trouble.
Imagine you're the god of technology and your sole purpose is to keep humans on their various technological gadgets as much as possible. You'd obviously be pissed off when a human nicknamed hazmat dare to defy you by spending less time on his phone for close to a week. He would definitely need some sort of punishment right?
So there i was enjoying the fact that i once again had enough time to create content and share here. I normally use a number of sites for my plagiarism checks and high on the list is seotools.
I finished writing and checked with seotools but some of the sentences were highlighted as plagiarized content so i had to edit and paraphrase them.
I checked for plagiarism once again and this time another sentence that wasn't highlighted in my first check was now highlighted.
Thinking it was probably a coincidence i paraphrased again and checked for plagiarism and another sentence popped up. It soon turned to a game of hide and seek and after about thirty minutes of near frustration, I finally had a 100% unique result.
I've tried to convince my cousin that the god of tech was involved in that sabotage of my work but he seems to think I'm crazy. Which is why I'm sharing with y'all who understand and can easily believe he's out there punishing the guilty.
Remember you're not allowed to laugh, I for one don't see what's funny