'So how do you reply to a mad Scotsman celebrating one year on hive?' I thought. "How about writing congratulations?" came the reply.

'Ah, you again. Didn't we cover that already? Go away, I won't listen to you'
"And yet you cannot escape me nor stop listening. So go ahead and finally congratulate him"

Damn, he's right. Or is he a she? I'll call it an it for now. Ok, so it is right. But if I engage with it now, it will never leave me alone. Mental note: See a doctor about this.

'You know I heard all that, right? Speaking of right: told you so! And a doctor won't help you, you like it, I know it all, remember? And by the way, I'm fine with it'

"Ok, you won. Now back to topic. We cannot just write congratulations and be done with it. Look what he accomplished. And how he did it. Slowly easing in, becoming a member and even moderator of a community, learning about Hive, engaging and living the spirit. We have to write more" - Am I using plural now? Second Mental note: See a doctor about this asap

'Ok, I'll help you. Close your eyes. You can type blind, can't you? Anyway, take a deep breath. Relax. Now open your eyes again. See? You already did acknowledge all that and even engaged into his persona by admitting you're a little bit mad yourself. So finally hit that reply button and then go see that doctor if it eases your mind. I don't care, I'll still be here when you come back.'

Congratulations tengolotodo!

!BBH