As the Rightful Heir to all the Isles, I @handofzara, King of the Isles do here by declare that henceforth Dry January is hereby forbidden as a direct insult to all the Sons of Erin and her Mother Scota!

Signed under Seal this the 21st Day of January in the Year of Our Lord 2023.

(I just thought I would let you know where I stand upon this issue. It's not like I am the King of All the Isles etc.)

Hey, I have heard rumors that the tomb of Scota is in County Kerry. Is this true or just interweb nonsense?