OK, it took me two days to get over the shock and sit to contemplate the meaning of life.

A red with baked brie? How could this ever be possible?

I concluded that this must be a Cali thing, the land of "fruits and nuts" and not some apocalyptic sign of the ending of the world!

A red with baked brie. You might as well have had one of those beers that go forever unopened. :)