It's done and like peeling off a bandaid, I may as well come clean and admit it's done and over with and I now own several of them. There's really no insult you can throw at someone for owning these. Like the mullet in the 80s. The plunge was taken and is irreversible.

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Uncle Buck

Thanks to the generosity of @rakkasan84 I (and family) have obtained Uncle Buck. He's a good type of cat, doesn't shit on the floor or anything. Much better than real cats who partake in the flooral defecation. Uncle Buck is the patriarch of the cat family.

hissing noises! I'm Uncle Buck. I'm a Ventriloquist by day, and I like sleeping in fresh laundry by night. I once dreamed of being a Spin Instructor . Now I can be found summoning ghosts all day. Maybe you and I can be partners in crime.

Mrs Doubtfurr

This matriarch of the cat family was obtained by busy hands from the marketplace. She has otaku eyes which I'm told is an attractive trait amongst felines and ensures their reproductive success. Judging by her bio, she's a DeVry graduate.

Yo! I'm Mrs Doubtfurr. I'm a professional Culinary Sanitation Specialist and I love steak. I am 62% wizard, 5% Aerobics Athlete , and otherwise bad at math. I like your face.

Squirrel

I started naming them after noticing their names were either left as default or ignored. It's gray, thus squirrel. It is the product of Uncle Buck and a random one-night stand. She's woke as fuck.

Yo! I'm Squirrel. I enjoy spinning sick beats, reciting poetry, and staying woke. When my owner isn't watching, I steal their clutches and use them for litter paper. I'm not sorry. Can't wait to eat salad with you!

Muffin

Mrs Doubtfurr and some random dude from the bar hooked up behind the dumpster out back and Muffin was born. Muffin is non-binary as their bio informs me and like all vegans, will drill it into your head at every plausible opportunity. "Is it five pm yet? I'm vegan."

Good day! I'm Muffin. I enjoy chasing red dots, licking doorknobs, and watching Stranger Things. I'm often described as fabulous, and I own it. Our friendship will be annoying, vegan, and full of lasagna.

Slipper

Slipper was donated to the good cause by @lgm-1 last night. He has distinguished parents but like all kids of distinguished parents, something went wrong and he ended up on skid row. You know how it goes. Trust funds aren't forever.

What's up! I'm Slipper. In high school, I was voted biggest teacher's pet. In my free time, I can usually be found gorgeous or running a podcast. Maybe you and I can be partners in crime.

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