FUCK ME! @erikah this is probably one of the best posts I have ever read on here, it is absolutely brilliant, we have looked at rats laundry and mens ejaculate, oh yes and annoying god botherers too. I hope you have pissed a lot of stupid people off, you need a new handle something like Little Miss passive Aggressive!! LOL. You hit the nail on the head with everything you have written, I am at a stage on here now that I can understand and relate to all that you have said.

I am really looking forward to the sequel!!

You load your washing machine, turn it on using your smart home app

FFS!!!! what is wrong with turning a knob and pressing a button?

Old Skool x