The wrong way to drink coffee

I don't think it's right to judge others when they aren't hurting anyone. Let people live their lives, I say!

At times though, this can be tested. KETCHUP? IN COFFEE? It's wrong, I just cannot abide it. Drinking hot coffee over an infant's head while jogging? Unacceptable. I do not recommend drinking coffee while you are being chased by angry wild dogs, nor do I think the proper way to take coffee is while skydiving.

Yes, I'm sorry, but I personally feel that laying down is a bad way to drink coffee. I think it is a terrible bed side drink for the middle of the night, but do this if you must... Just PLEASE, please do not drink coffee with your nose. Surely, we can all agree THIS is wrong? Oh dear...

The right way to drink coffee?

Yes.
I suppose those directions leave room for interpretation. Enjoy your coffee, however and whenever you drink it, and if you add ketchup... well, I don't need to know 🤣💕

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