The common good - it sounds like such a noble endeavor. Let's cut it down to its most basic and see where it takes us... Did you know that with our current healthcare technology, a healthy adult human

I am the ultimate superfluous man. I am the one we would sacrifice first, were there a shortage of food, or love. I am possessed of every gift in its most shallow form. I am clever, never wise. I am glib,

"Programming"

My uncle died on 9/11 when the twin towers were attacked - he left behind two little girls and a boy. You have no idea the pain his family goes through every time you mention that date. My uncle was a

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This is far scarier than the original

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This may not be news to anyone, but if people weren't having sex, the human species would soon be extinct. It should be of concern to all of us that in general the decision to procreate and allow humanity

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Is there any means by which any number of individuals can delegate to someone else the moral right to do something which none of the individuals have the moral right to do themselves? Do those who wield

Carl's Advice To The World

"Your scorn for mediocrity blinds you to its vast primitive power. You stand in the glare of your own brilliance, unable to see into the dim corners of the room, to dilate your eyes and see the potential