Thank you, but I was actually petrified.

I don't know if it comes through in my writing, but I get a lot of anxiety in stressful situations and usually my fight or flight response always kicks in to flight-mode, before I even know what's happening, which has gotten me into a lot of trouble. So, I'm not sure how I pulled this off, but I was definitely sweating bullets.

Do you also think that Meatloaf was talking about not wanting to put stuff in his butt and his girl really wanted to get something in there or do you have another theory?