Mr Willis sat and gazed down at his humans with utter disdain.
Just look at them, not feeding me. This isn't the life I was born into.
A thousand years ago I would have been worshipped as the god I am. Just wait until we leave Earth.
Oh look, food!
Mr Willis is my cat. His full title is Baron Von Willheim. I imagine these are his murderous thoughts. Particularly when we annoy him at Christmas time.
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