"From a well, actually. There are different types of wells in Florida," (a pause to look sympathetically at the simpleton standing before him) "and I would know because I've had a neighbor who has a cousin with a well for the last twenty years, so I know everything there is to know about wells. In Florida the water from wells stinks." (Another pause for a condescending chuckle.) "I bet you didn't know that, did you? You just ask your husband what the water smells like out of a well, and he'll tell you..." ~ Thoughts On Wells Inspired By The Mansplaining Idiot I Met Yesterday