WTF happen with Dirk...lol lol lol... He is a HOF so why Dirt?!?

My favorite game on the Hive blockchain is Splinterlands and it is nr.1 of my favorite games ever... i have join as well Rising Star after i sow couple of posts of one of my friends here on Hive blockchain, but honest to be i have no clue wtf is happening, except the fact i can listen to some dope songs...
Anyway if i win you can skip me and give the prize to somebody who actually knows how to play the game...

Peace!