Go out on one of these ships sometime and it will give you so much content you will be able to last a lifetime.

And then there is this one time my Captain friend had a bunch of fish and game officers walk up and he just looked at him and said write me out a ticket for barbed hooks. And is this ticket cover me for the rest of the day?

There are quite a bit of humorous things that happen around a bunch of salty sailors.

It's even worse when they've been landlocked away from the ocean for decades.