Whenever we talk about gas we are talking about extremely stinky cannabis.

This one time I got on to a bus and everybody started freaking out because the bag of cannabis in my pocket was so rank that everybody on the bus absolutely knew what was going on.

One guy correctly knew that it was me and he started questioning me trying to get me to share...

So I played dumb and desperate and said whoever's got it please share it because that smells so gorgeous I could nose fornicate with those flowers...