Thanks! And congratulations in advance on your nine years too, in case I forget next month.

I’m glad I managed to pay the taxes as well — less glad about losing the money, of course. Funny how these things go.

Oh, so Igor has a human namesake. :) Cool.

I don’t think you need to translate him anymore, though. I did some digging and found out that this particular model had a very active and enthusiastic Russian robovac community, creating all kinds of custom voice packs. Apparently the one installed on ours was one of the more popular ones: ru_leather_bastards.

So it looks like we unknowingly ended up with a Russian vacuum-robot cousin of Bender from Futurama.