The dribbler

I've lived for a few years now and feel I've learned a lot on that journey and most has enriched my life in some way and leaves me thinking I've made it a pretty good one. Some have been small things and others large but either way they've all combined to help me put together a decent life; have I got it all together? Well, does anyone? Overall I'm happy with it.

One of the things I've learned is how to drink out of a cup or glass; basically, how to drink without dribbling it down the front of my shirt is what I'm getting at; I'm pretty good at it too. But recently there was a glitch in the system, my drinking process, and one could say I developed a drink problem I guess; my shirt paid the price.

I blame the fucken cup

Now, to be fair I've enjoyed coffee from the same cups for many years at one of my local cafes and there's never been a problem before but on the occasion in which I refer to above my shirt wore some of the coffee, my chin too, and I'm pretty sure it was the cups fault; it certainly wasn't mine!

You can see it pictured, the culprit and cause of said coffee-on-shirt-dribble, and I reckon it's pretty clear why it happened...yep, look how thick the fucken walls of that cup are! How's a bloke supposed to drink from that without dribbling it?

You're probably wondering why I dribbled on this particular occasion and not the many other occasions I've sipped coffee from these cups and I know you're expecting a logical and plausible answer but for fuck sake, *I'm not a fucken scientist so who knows...other than maybe the side walls on this particular cup are out of engineering tolerance and that fault has caused it to induce dribbling when used.

I have no clue really, all I know is my shirt wore some of the coffee (and my beard too), and it wasn't my coolest moment. No one saw what happened though, the fateful moment of dribblage, (dribblage isn't a real word, I made that up), so that's ok.

Ok, so fuck it, people did see and any cool-factor I may have had by sitting there looking good how I look was erased in the time it takes to say, oh fuck this mother fucking cup made me dribble my coffee on my fucken shirt. I think some of those cunts thought it was hilarious...and I would have too if it happened to someone else. On this occasion it was I left a little embarrassed and feeling a little victimised by that bastard cup!

So anyway, I know you're all perfect in every way and never make mistakes or do dumb-ass shit like this but...have you ever dribbled a drink on your shirt or dropped food on it when in public? Feel free to tell me about it in the comments; the more dumb-ass it is, the more embarrassing, the funnier I'll find it so feel free to help me have a laugh at your dumbassery and misfortune if you like.