I am out and about in the wilderness a lot and eating a can of tuna is surprisingly difficult without a fork to dig it out. There's no sushi out there though, so the chopsticks are probably superfluous to my needs.

Nope, never used the pen and paper to write a post idea, I email them to myself. I'm an old-school dude and like having writing implements and something to write on. I'd take stone tablets, chisels and hammer if they'd fit. Worked for Moses.