Not only will I allow you to post here, I'll give you a score out of ten for your post.

• Bike: 10/10
• Trailer: 10/10
• Tent: 9/10 (dropped a point because you didn't dig an unassailable moat)
• Boots: 10/10
• Location: 7/10 (Dropped points because it's not Australia and I'm not there)