Yeah, I'd say *moronic phones aren't ever going to be a great seller. I can see the advertisement now:

Are you a moron? Well, here's a phone designed with you in mind! It has a moronic operating system, a camera that takes "moronic" to knew and greater heights and what's more the battery only lasts nine months. How much more moronic do you need? But wait, there's more. It divulges all your personal information to anyone who wants it, won't accept transfers of data from your old phone and will be obsolete in about one month.

Hmm...Sounds like every phone ever.