It's ok, it's not your fault...It's my non-legit Jediness that is at fault. I'll be having counselling for the next ten years probably, but that's ok, I'll deal with it - Medicare should pay.

It would probably help if you change your name so go ahead and make sure you send a copy of the change to make it official. To be honest, as much as I like the name Rebecca, I have to admit that Marielle is totally legit, and quite lovely actually, and so...Fuck it, I'll call you by your real name.

But at first, I'll be honest...I wanted to EMA you! You don't even know! I'll have to EMA my Jediness instead!