Looks like a bunch of shoppers at the sales on Boxing Day!

Seriously though, I'm an Australian, we're used to dangerous shit and whilst we don't have bison we have other things so...Yeah, I'll not bring my snow mobile, (haven't got one anyway) but I'll limber up, throw on my running shorts and shoes that I wore when running the 100m in the 1974 Olympics and I'll be good to go!

Maybe, just to be sure, we should bring someone way slower than us...You know, the sacrificial lamb, so to speak.