This could have escalated and gone quite badly for you and that ass of yours. Those big bastards are not something you'd want to mess with and I think a person would come out second best every time.

I have images of you high-tailing it to safety, camera in one hand and yelling whaaat the faaaaarkkkkk! I'll admit, funny images! 🙂

I think that big fella got the taste of human ass but wasn't happy with the man-ish taste and wanted the more delicate flavour of female. Not that he'd chow down on you...Just stick you a few times.

EMA sure isn't going to help you in this case, but it seems you had your Nike's on and managed to bugger off fast enough.

Thanks for sharing...Great story, even though it probably sucked ass to lived it. 🤣

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