Get on it mate...Lego guns, built right, can be legit. I'm not sure if mine is, I was very limited on parts, so it's probably quite flaccid, but I'm sure you could do one that was rock hard. I wish Lego did a gun series, but those almond-milk drinking soyboys probably wouldn't do that. They're happy to design rainbow sets though.

Anyway, I hope you're well ya big tit!

(Don't know where the tit comment came from...Seems to work though.)