Holy crap on a cracker! That's exactly what I need! Sometimes we don't know what we need until we see it. :)

I will take this hypothetical gift and enjoy it with my closest friends and family, drink a toast to the legit dude who sent it, that's you, and cherish and savour it. (If only it was real and not hypothetical).

This is a hypothetical gift to treasure and I am humbled by your hypothetical generosity. If you get tempted to actually send it my address is:

G-dog
1796 I love rum Street
South Australia
Australia 5000

!ENGAGE 25