Lol.

Well, it sure sounds like 70 is going to be an interesting year for you what, with your dirty underwear collecting and the drug and alcohol abusing you plan to do. The say *life begins at 40, but in your case I think 70 is when it's all going to kick off!

Look, I'm happy to know this secret and that you entrusted me with it. I won't tell anyone ok? My lips are sealed. And yes, we can still be friends. Two insane friends!

😁