When your tattoo does something what does it do?

My tattoos are fairly well trained and have a good work-rate so there's nothing they can't do. Sometimes I send them off to work for me...They go about the tasks I would usually do and no one in the office even notices I'm not there. On other occasions I make them stand in line ups, like at the supermarket checkout. The wait there for me and check out my stuff whilst I go off for a munkki and a coffee.

Mine are pretty good at martial arts also. I remember one time I was walking in a dark alley at night for some unknown reason. I got accosted by a couple of thugs who wanted my wallet and mobile phone. Before I knew it my tattoos had engaged the thugs and were pummelling them to within an inch of their lives. In only moments it was done. I was on my way, and those thugs were bleeding on the ground. serves you right thugs.

Talented tattoos we have!