Oh yeah, that cunt. I don't know why we put up with shit like that. 200 years ago we would have stuck him in the guillotine and taken his head along with his other fuckstick buddies. These days we buy his products, invite his fucking tech into our homes and think we're livin' large.

I'll just keep myself occupied and happy with giving people a slap on the ass and telling them good game as I walk by them in public.

Would it be forward of me to suggest I enjoy a virtual butt-slap and imagine it was administered by you? I could use the encouragement.

P.s. Must be a nice jacket, one like this child molester is wearing?