Well, I know what I'll be playing come Christmas day...Christmas metal. I didn't even know it was a thing.

Hey, if those pit bulls get too much for you don't feed them for three days, strap a few steaks onto your body and lock yourself in a room with them...Nah don't, this constitutes bad advice mate. Seriously. 😁

This cracked me up. Had to look up kpop on the googly thing on the interwebs.

if you're some kind of limp dicked grease king too busy rubbing your micro dick to maroon 5 or flicking your nut sack to the god awful musical genre of Kpop...