I Vegemite'd @eveuncovered

Yes that's right, I did...and she liked it, she liked it a lot.

But I'm getting ahead of myself, I should probably start the story of how I Vegemite'd @eveuncovered right at the beginning.

Once upon a time there were the dinosaurs...

Ok, I'll skip ahead a little bit.

I've been friends with Eve for a long time on and off the blockchain.

We communicate very regularly and know a lot about what's going on in each other's lives; we also send each other stuff from time to time and it was the fact Eve had sent me something recently that prompted my plan to give her a solid Vegemiting! (Everyone needs a good Vegemiting, trust me.)

I sent her some other things, all South Australian (or Australian) products, including some legit gin, chocolate, chips and biscuits to try. Of course, giving her a decent Vegemiting wouldn't work without Vegemite, so that went too.

The good thing about Vegemite is that it's fucken awesome and the second best thing is that it cures everything, I mean everything, even death! Oh, it won't cure stupidity, if you're stupid that's how you're going to fucken stay. If you do not know what Vegemite is you can find out here: https://vegemite.com.au/

Anyway, Eve eagerly anticipated being Vegemite'd by me and tracked the parcel every second of the day and night for the eight or so days it took to get from Australia to Finland - she didn't sleep a wink, and on the day it finally arrived, well let's just say her life was instantly complete.

I'd sent her an image of how much to spread on and when the Vegemite arrived, she wasted no time getting Vegemite'd. The image above was taken by the legendary Eve (in the snow) and shows her getting solidly Vegemite'd.

I suppose, considering she spread the Vegemite herself, she technically Vegemite'd herself, but I'm going to take all the credit anyway; it was me who provided the vegemite after all. She is now officially Australian and even more legit than she ever was, and considering she was fucken legit, she's now reached the dizzying heights of way more fucken legit.

Anyway, the cool thing is that she loved it (many non-legit wankers do not) and it has become a part of her morning routine; I'll have to send her some more of course, I mean once one has been Vegemite'd one must continue to be Vegemite'd. (Never fear Eve, the plan is already in play.)